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Bureau of Parcel Dispatch & Muffin Affairs
OFFICIAL NOTICE: all parcels are delivered eventually.  •  Muffin Exchange now accepting submissions.  •  Derpy Mode operational.  •  Best viewed in any browser, we're not picky.
Form EPS-1 — Personnel FileCLASSIFIED

About Me

Hello! I'm Roxanne Wolfe, but you can call me Roxy. You may also know me by different names, such as Floof, Alex, Sam, Lucy, and more! I am over the age of 18, and I have a few of these sites scattered across the net. Including, but not limited to: my other sites.

A fan of MLP and Derpy in general, if you couldn't tell!

This site isn't real. I'm not real!

Special Skills: Meowing, being a hallucination, and having dementia.

Myself

I am a privacy specialist / help desk for Omada.cafe. I mostly end up just working on my own projects though, since I'm still working on getting my server up and running. (Damn the RAM prices :( )

In case you hadn't noticed already somehow, I'm a huge pegasister/brony (pick your favourite lol). Anyways, I'm just your friendly neighborhood schizophrenic hallucination, doing my own thing.

Form EPS-2 — Location, UndisclosedREDACTED

Well, as far as you know, I could be just about anywhere! Y'know what? Let's play a little game!

Drop a pin wherever you think I am.

Form EPS-3 — Contact DirectoryOPEN CHANNEL

Why would you want to go and do a thing like that? If you insist, I suppose you deserve a response!

Email
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Phone
unavailable for now, under construction
Signal
floofyboi.01
Discord
floofyboi01, s05e, and more
Pony Town
Just look around in the club, you'll find me!
Etc.
Just email me, or send me a Signal request

PGP Key

Fingerprint: B910 1141 64EE 639A 4B3A  B6F9 9C54 1571 3EB4 40FC

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Whoof, that's a long one ^^

Form EPS-4 — Projects Under ConstructionIN PROGRESS
  • derpyhooves.org OC uploader and blog
  • Phone system
  • Brilliant Labs Halos, to help my memory
  • Whatever domains I decide to buy next </3
  • Getting my server up and running (damn RAM)
Form EPS-5 — Voluntary ContributionsOPTIONAL

Wanna help me out and donate a bit? Dunno why you'd wanna waste your money like that, but I'd sure appreciate it!

Contributions go toward server and hosting costs.

Support me on Ko-fi

Form EPS-6 — Affiliated Nodes88×31
88 × 31 88 × 31 88 × 31

Buttons coming soon. Wanna trade? Email me.

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